I don't have a photo for this one, but I'm sure you'll have a nice mental image.
I had a meeting for work with my boss today. The first important thing I've been to in weeks.
I went in to the office a little early to print out some things I needed to prepare. Noah was sleeping in his car seat when we got there. When he woke up I pulled him out and set him on my lap to keep reading.
I looked down, and there was the yellow mustard poop oozing out of his diaper and all over the front of my pants!
I went into my meeting with brownish stains splotched all over the front of my pants, and smelling, as my boss put it, "like a mom."
Oh yeah, and did I mention that it was the first time he'd pooped in about 5 days?! (apparently this is normal for a breastfed baby his age) Can you believe that timing?!